I have this theory that the Mistress (or Side Chick if you
must) at times is an integral piece to a successful relationship. WAIT…. Don’t
log off. I know you’re thinking WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WOMAN TALKIN ABOUT??? But
just bare with me…. I like to think of it as extra-curricular activities. There
are 3 types of “Extra-Curricular Activities”
STARBUCKS GIRL
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Jump Off, Quickie, Most often a One Night stand.
She means nothing to him and he would never jeopardize his relationship to keep
her.
1 When
a Man cheats on his Woman it’s extremely rare that the sex will be tied to his
emotions. For men, often times its JUST PUSSY. The woman was attractive; she
gave him the eye and made him feel a way that his current Woman doesn’t make
him feel as often as she used to… WANTED. Ladies Men want to feel sought after
too. They may not admit it, but they want to feel that we still think they’re
sexy. Every man secretly hopes that his presence still makes his Woman’s
panties wet. But, so often as Women, we get used to our Men. Mostly because
they get comfortable when they get us and start farting in the bed, shitting
with the bathroom door open and walking around in them holey ass draws that we
keep begging them to throw away. So eventually we lose the warm sensation that
we used to get by just looking at them. And men can tell when this happens. It’s
extremely subtle and won’t be the last crack in the foundation, but it very
well may be the first. Men already feel like Women don’t want to have sex as
often as they do and eventually they get tired of feeling like they have to
talk your prude ass into it. So when Starbucks Girl comes along and shows the least bit
of attention, your Man is all excited and feeling like a teenager again. That
feeling of being wanted drives him to see how far he can really go. It could be
the girl who works at his favorite Starbucks, the Secretary in the office, shit
even a girl he sees sitting at the bus stop on his way to work every day. As
Women we ASSUME a Man will Cheat UP. Meaning find a Woman who’s prettier than
us or more successful. But ladies let me clue you in on something. Most men
couldn’t care less what the chick does for a living or if she’s a super model.
They just want to know if she’s Down To Fuck. So Starbucks girl slips your man
her number and it’s on. They chat, she’s willing to talk freaky to him in text
messages (another thing you probably won’t do) she sends him naked pictures and
before you know it, she becomes his favorite past time. Eventually he goes over
her house for a nooner, maybe once… maybe a few times. But it NEVER lasts. He
gets it out of his system and continues to go home to your boring ass! You should
send Starbucks girl a “Thank You” note… she just kept your man at home.
-to be continued…
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